Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
ttyl tear gas
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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