Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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