Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
two words...techno handjob
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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