it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
