brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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