Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she looked like the before picture.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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