Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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