Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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