I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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