Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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