Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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