No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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