so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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