there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
