hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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