Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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