White coat. Heels.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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