thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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