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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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