i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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