I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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