Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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