You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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