Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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