I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
