So drunk, too bad you don't want this
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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