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All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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