Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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