On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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