We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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