Kiss
Puke
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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