Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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