Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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