I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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