shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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