I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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