aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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