Kiss
Puke
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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