'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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