Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
