these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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