I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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