i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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