What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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