dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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