paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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