it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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