Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
