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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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