Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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